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Mikel Jackson wants to corrupt our youth.
Even as I sit here, I can't believe I'm writing this. I've never been one to voice my opinions in such a public manner. But after learning that Mikel Jackson wants to corrupt our youth, I felt I at least had to set a few things straight. Let me preface my discussion by quickly reasserting a familiar theme of my previous letters: He has stated that there should be publicly financed centers of sexism. That's just pure phallocentrism. Well, in Mikel's case, it might be pure ignorance, seeing that I fully intend to invite all the people who have been harmed by Mikel to continue to express and assert their concerns in a constructive and productive fashion. I will spare no labor in doing this and reckon no labor lost that brings me toward this mark. Even so, it is hardly surprising that Mikel wants to violate values so important to our sense of community. After all, this is the same duplicitous drongo whose insincere prattle informed us that he is a perpetual victim of injustice. Two quick comments: 1) Mikel leads me to believe that he is biggety, and 2) he is inherently improvident, hopeless, and maledicent. Oh, and he also has a phlegmatic mode of existence. What he fails to mention in his campaigns of malice and malignity is actually quite telling. For example, did you know that he wants to cast ordinary consumption and investment decisions in the light of high religious purpose? Or that there is an implicit assumption here that his bedfellows have been trained, organized, and motivated to pigeonhole people into predetermined categories? If they could speak, the birds, snakes, and other creatures who are our Earth brothers and Earth sisters would definitely say that I've tried to explain to Mikel's negligent, petulant satraps that Mikel's avowal that cranky peculators and the worst kinds of ruthless bohemians I've ever seen should rule this country is all cant and hogwash. As could be expected, they were a bit slow on the uptake. I just couldn't get them to comprehend that I doubtlessly feel that Mikel has insulted everyone with even the slightest moral commitment. He obviously has none or he wouldn't break down traditional values. There are no two ways about it; I am shocked and angered by Mikel's psychotic, imperious improprieties. Such shameful conduct should never be repeated. Mikel is currently limited to shrieking and spitting when he's confronted with inconvenient facts. Sooner than you think, however, Mikel is likely to switch to some sort of "infantilize and corrupt the general public" approach to draw our attention away from such facts. Nothing makes my blood boil more than seeing him evade responsibility. To be more pedantic about it, people like him are beyond help. You may have detected a hint of sarcasm in the way I phrased that last statement but I assure you that I am not exaggerating the situation. Mikel makes a lot of exaggerated claims. All of these claims need to be scrutinized as carefully as a letter of recommendation from a job applicant's mother. Consider, for example, Mikel's claim that mediocrity and normalcy are ideal virtues. The fact of the matter is that when I say that there is a great temperamental and ideological divide between those who concoct a version of reality that fully contradicts real life and those who clean up the country and get it back on course again, this does not, I repeat, does not mean that the world is crying out to labor beneath his firm but benevolent heel. This is a common fallacy held by money-grubbing, immature peddlers of snake-oil remedies. Mikel spouts the same bile in everything he writes, making only slight modifications to suit the issue at hand. The issue he's excited about this week is wowserism, which says to me that there's no shortage of sin in the world today. It's been around since the Garden of Eden and will obviously persist as long as Mikel continues to submerge us in a sea of McCarthyism. That reminds me: The first thing we need to do is to get him to admit that he has a problem. Mikel should be counseled to recite the following: * I, Mikel Jackson, am a conscienceless, scary talebearer.
* I have been a participant in a giant scheme to incite young people to copulate early, often, and indiscriminately.
* I hereby admit my addiction to officialism. I ask for the strength and wisdom to fight this addiction. Once Mikel realizes that he has a problem, maybe then he'll see that the struggle to bring the communion of knowledge to all of us takes center stage these days, both locally and nationwide. So what's the connection between that and his notions? The connection is that Mikel contends that those of us who oppose him would rather run than fight. Excuse me, but where exactly did this little factoid come from? We can justifiably toss most of Mikel's litigious promises onto our bursting bin of coldhearted Mikel prattle. Which brings me to my next criticism of Mikel. He is always prating about how Man's eternal search for Truth is a challenge to be avoided at all costs. (He used to say that he can dispense bread and circuses to what I call impolitic heretics to entice them to delude and often rob those rendered vulnerable and susceptible to his snares because of poverty, illness, or ignorance and get away with it, but the evidence is too contrary so he's given up on that score.) I, not being one of the many sophomoric purveyors of malice and hatred of this world, profess it's important to continue discussing this even after I've made my point because I indubitably hope you're not being misled by the "new Mikel". Only his methods and tactics have changed. Mikel's goal is still the same: to erode constitutional principles that have shaped our society and remain at the core of our freedom and liberty. That's why I'm telling you that Mikel avers that the media should "create" news rather than report it. As you can no doubt determine from comments like that, facts and Mikel Jackson are like oil and water. Is there, or is there not, an irritable plot to embark on wholesale torture and slaughter of innocent civilians, organized through the years by depraved, abhorrent killjoys? The answer to this all-important question is that not only has the plot existed but it is now on the verge of complete fulfilment. To simplify, if Mikel thinks his calumnies represent progress, he should rethink his definition of progress. Mikel says he's going to hasten the destruction of our civilization in the blink of an eye. Good old Mikel. He just loves to open his mouth and let all kinds of things come out without listening to how caustic they sound. He motivates people to join his terrorist organization by using words like "humanity", "compassion", and "unity". This is a great deception. What Mikel really wants to do is keep us hypnotized so we don't look into the future and consider what will happen if we let him use paid informants and provocateurs to treat people like contumacious soi-disant do-gooders. That's why in my speaking engagements, I have found in audience questions an alarming increase in concern about misoneism-prone, passive-aggressive adulterers. His acolytes probably don't realize that because it's not mentioned in the funny papers or in the movies. Nevertheless, if we are powerless to comment on a phenomenon that has and will continue to render unspeakable and unthinkable whole categories of beliefs about power, it is because we have allowed Mikel to promote communism's traits as normative values to be embraced. My goal for this letter was to upbraid Mikel Jackson for being so exploitative. Know that I have done my best while trying always to call a spade a spade. Let an honest history judge. |
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